Do you have a family? It’s my client first and foremost. It was like a sex dungeon,” Mr Edgar said.When he is called to a home by a living client, he either visits them for a key or sits with them and finds out how to secretly access the property.“I have to get in and get out pretty quick, then show my client the evidence that it’s all been destroyed,” Mr Edgar said.“I video it. Picture: Supplied by Bill EdgarMr Edgar said he has received a “long list of different things” people want at funerals including revelations about sexuality, affairs, and outfits or items to be placed in the coffin.He told a group of men at a bikie funeral “that their best mate was gay and the lover was in the audience”.“The bikies were a bit upset but to be honest, the true friends already knew and said ‘we don’t care’. The lover did come and speak to me about a week later, top bloke.”He said he has been asked to play solar lights in the coffin and for the body to be placed on its side instead of laying down.“A lot of people want their mobile phone in the coffin with them basically because it’s a torch and people are scared of the dark,” he said.“You get the fancy dress ones and then you get the odd one, a couple of ladies have said ‘I want to be dressed in sexy lingerie’. He lives a great life.”Mr Edgar said the man claims to work in “offshore deals and sales” but at his funeral the truth will be revealed.“That will come out plus how much each child will get which is cool, so he didn’t spend it all,” he said.“That’s going to be a shock to a few in the family.”Mr Edgar also offers a $10 online service allowing people to upload eulogies or confessions and nominating a next of kin to receive the login details to download it when they die.He said since COVID-19 took hold globally earlier this year, there have been 8200 uploads.“That’s only the COVID ones, that’s just people worried about COVID,” he said.In addition to his future bookings, Mr Edgar has signed a contract with a producer for “a movie or drama series” about the coffin confessor.“I can’t say anything more because I don’t know where it’s going,” he said.“I think a lady would do well … but then again I like the voice of Russell Crowe but I wouldn’t have him doing it if it was me.“Someone younger, more in your face but at the same time compassionate. That’s why I think a woman would be better. Coffin confessor Bill Edgar lends his voice to the dead – interjecting at funerals and incinerating items they don’t want anyone to find. The process is not dissimilar to the training of an Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. You can't hide from the eyes (of the confessor) Don't you even try. I show them everything that has been piled up and put in the incinerator and it’s gone.”Mr Edgar said he has destroyed sex toys, money, drugs, pornography and even wills.“But I’ve had to make sure that I’m legally able to do these things,” he said.On one occasion, a female client told her daughter what had happened and the woman tried to get Mr Edgar arrested for getting rid of the will.“You can’t be arrested for destroying your own property,” he said.In contrast, some of the coffin confessor’s clients actually want their loved ones to find certain items inside their home.Mr Edgar was asked by one woman to tell her husband she had hidden messages and a bottle of port for him.“When he was confronted with that, it would’ve been half a dozen little letters, it was so lovely,” he said.“The last thing she said to him was: ‘Time to let me go but I’ll make the place for ya.’ She was going to make a home for him when he dies too.”The Coffin Confessor (L). You can't hide from the eyes (of the Confessor) Don't you even try. In the eyes of the Confessor You can't tell a lie, You cannot tell a lie (to the Confessor) Strip you down to size, Naked as the day that you were born, Naked as the day that you were born. The majority of Confessors are trained at one of the Adeptus Ministorum's special shrines.


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