I expected a dull movie, not something so dreadful. Rollerball is a bad movie that pretty much fails on every level. Puke green. And a pox on their homes, too. 40 out of 57 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? This shopping feature will continue to load items when the Enter key is pressed. Was this review helpful to you? A French anthropologist specializing in nomadic groups moves to Los Angeles with his wife, and starts following a group of sinister street punks who seem to live and move around in a black van. The film is about 95 minutes long but it drags on forever since its just a really boring film. 37 out of 51 found this helpful. But then one of the players was in the verge of becoming too big. Instead, the film makers get together and trash a classic. It also doesn't help matters that the studio got scared and went for the PG-13 rating and so the editing looks very bad. In a final game, Johnathan and his team have to fight for mere survival. This completely lame remake misfires on every level . Forget Manos the Hands of Fate, Plan 9 from Outer Space, From Justin to Kelly, Battlefield Earth or whatever - this movie takes it. Shame on all who were involved. If you have seen the original then you will hate this movie. Except the fun element. A group of rebels set out to kill the oligarchs and military thugs who terrorize a war-torn planet in the remote Tau Ceti solar system. 13 out of 14 found this helpful. The players are on Rollerblades, trying to bring a heavy metal ball into a high goal. Was this review helpful? A good friend of mine, and fellow rabid film fan, said he would give me a tenner (£10) if I honestly felt that Rollerball was worth a score higher than 1/10; as much as I need the cash, I just can't bring myself to lie. But they aren't what they seem. If I was allowed one question to have answered through the course of my life, my question would be, "What was the point of Rollerball the remake? 7 out of 8 found this helpful. Rollerball is a poorly written movie that lacks suspense and good action. Its just better to see the original. 35 of 49 people found this review helpful. Oh yes, and there are no rules in the game. I can't believe anyone would find this entertaining - its hilarious! 35 out of 49 found this helpful. Petrovich sends his men to attack them while they are on a trip, but Jonathan survives. He, Jonathe E. was a threat to the rule. Rollerball is absolutely dire and truly deserves the lowest rating possible. 2 out of 2 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? I'm the sort of person who loves watching bad movies, and I've been trying to see this movie for years because of its reputation. I wasn't expecting much. Was this review helpful? Page 1 of 1 Start over Page 1 of 1 . After knocking off 26 positive reviews I felt the need to slaughter a cinematic turkey of mammoth proportions.
The acting is terrible with the worst probably being Chris Klein who doesn't have enough charisma to be a lead. One of the games promoters will do anything to get higher ratings even if that means death. The original film was a masterpiece. Agent investigates the disappearance of a legendary Army Ranger Drill Sergeant and several of his cadets during a training exercise gone severely awry. 89 out of 136 found this helpful. If the director had an ounce of humor he would have used The Trashmen's "Surfin' Bird" here.
I am now dedicating my life to creating a time machine so I can go back and prevent this movie ever being made. And this it. ", and I do believe there would be answer from any higher authority.


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